hold-my-tea:

princessbrat7:

flaccidtrip:

Ok

This fun fact made my life a little better


She is also older than Mount Rushmore

soulmatesam:

iamscienceside:

batmansymbol:

science side of tumblr please explain why ice water tastes better than regular water

Because ice is water, and water is water. So if you put ice in water, it’s like… double water.

thank you science side

(via i-want-some-tea)

mainstreetelectricalparade:

-by Norm Lanier

blazeitmichael:

[sweats]

image

(via hotdamn5sos)

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via tyleroakley)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via i-want-some-tea)

radichul:

dearoldlove:

Two months into our relationship you once asked me how much I loved you and I just said “From here”. You didn’t get it and you got mad and thought I was playing around.

Breaking up after almost two years together, I sent you a message 6 months later saying “To Here”.

You still didn’t get it.

this hit me hard

(via i-want-some-tea)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

image

Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via claracasoswald)

Justin Bieber fans: OMGZZZ Justin Bieber iz a musical genius!!!!!!
Michael Jackson: lol
Tom DeLonge: lol
Mark Hoppus: lol
Travis Barker: lol
Kurt Cobain: lol
Axl Rose: lol
Bob Marley: lol
Patrick Stump: lol
Jared Leto: lol
Wayne Hussey: lol
Nikki Sixx: lol
Gerard Way: lol
Frank Iero: lol
Ray Toro: lol
Mikey Way: lol
Billie Joe Armstrong: lol
Mike Dirnt: lol
Tré Cool: lol
Dave Grohl: lol
Chester Bennington: lol
Paul McCartney: lol
George Harrison: lol
John Lennon: lol
Ringo Starr: lol
Elton John: lol
David Bowie: lol
Brendon Urie: lol
Ryan Ross: lol
Damon Albran: lol
Dan Campbell: lol
Butch Vig: lol
Synyster Gates: lol
M. Shadows: lol
Johnny Christ: lol
Frank Sinatra: lol
Joey Ramone: lol
Dave Mustaine: lol
James Hetfield: lol
Corey Taylor: lol
Michael Vampire: LoL
Philip Kross: lol
Aaron Graves: lol
Dj Black: lol
Andy Six: lol
Jake Pitts: lol
Jinx: lol
Ashley Purdy: lol
Christian Coma: lol
Ozzy Osbourne: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
If Tumblr was a man, he would be Jerry Trainor.

i-am-melon-fuhrer:

hereinyourarms33:

floralporcelain:

humor-us:

thetalesofrepubliccity:

laurenmariekress:

kari-kurofai:

thefuckingimpala:

hairvolutionofliampayne:

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(via claracasoswald)

+